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powio:

if you had to choose one pokemon to be your absolute favorite out of every pokemon which one would you choose. its okay to choose a “basic” one

dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition:

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Ummm he stands for tbe people of the Sword Coast 💪

retroactivebakeries:

damicopes:

nuka-rockit:

nuka-rockit:

saw a pigeon scratching itself with its foot like a doggie at the bus stop today. delightful

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artists rendition

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eldritchbagel:

“Can I call you” not so fast, first you must answer my riddles three (could this have been a text, what do you want, how long will this take).

great-and-small:

shilohtx:

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

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I would do anything for the terra cotta corn puppy

yugiohz:

yugiohz:

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor degree 😑

clarissamansplainsitall:

spacelazarwolf:

headspace-hotel:

error-404-fuck-not-found:

the-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra:

the-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra:

sno-fitzroy-the-85th:

that-transfem-berdly-blog:

sno-fitzroy-the-85th:

drew-dopamine:

sno-fitzroy-the-85th:

drew-dopamine:

sno-fitzroy-the-85th:

deathwarlock:

kendallroyvevo:

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scrunching my face real hard rn

agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25

Aging is *literally* the process of your body breaking down like an ancient and damaged machine. It’s the epitome of the REAL definition of “degeneration” and people act like it’s some sort of “beautiful natural process” no bitch it’s literally a disease. It’s a built-in kill switch your body has and science has proven this kill switch can be turned off with the right treatments.

Same goes for death itself. “Natural” body death can also be stopped with the right treatments - in fact, there’s a lot of overlap between anti-aging treatments that could exist in the next couple decades and the anti-death treatments that could show up in a similar amount of time.

Ok I guess. But it happens to everyone, it’s inevitable, and trying to stop it only cause self-hate. Might as well embrace it

Can people actually fucking do some research before replying with dumbass shit like this? Seriously HOW ARE YOU THIS MOTHERFRUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

IT IS SPECIFICALL:Y NOT NATURAL

AGING IS YOUR BODY LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN AND FALLING APART YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! IT CAN BE PREVENTED
VIA TREATMENTS THAT YOUR BODY ALREADY DOES!!!!!

Do your fucking research before you tell me I’m wrong about something. Because I didd o my research and I’m sick of stupid people like you saying stupid fucking buillshit like this. KYS, cunt

great job telling someone to kill themselves over a harmless post! Maybe you should go touch grass!

ITS NOIT HARMLESS TO SAY THAT AGING IS NATURAL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT

Cranky because you can’t stop the concept of linear time, aren’t you?

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT

I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

hey dude

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they didn’t take the chill pill

22 years old and you’re like this? smh

no but fr put on sunscreen. that’s it. that’s the only “anti-aging” shit that matters and honestly it’s there to prevent skin cancer. fuck looking young, i just don’t want cancer. for me or for you

Thank you all for a fantastic post-reading experience, wasn’t expecting to see someone saying “kys” in reply to being told humans are mortal

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IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WHAT IS THIS??????????????????????????????????????????

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#wild

manyblinkinglights:

raskolnikovstherapist:

raskolnikovstherapist:

coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

just remembered the barista who worked there last year and treated me with an attitude generally reserved for children and the incompetent to the point where she would frequently adjust my drink order in front of me and every single time it was BANGIN’

#cloth barista wire barista

play-now-my-lord:

PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don’t need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I’m better than that
OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it
GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth

cabybapa:

poetrylesbian:

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

always

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iamonlyhereforthefreefood:

When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“